DPisms


 * "Stoibs if you and seven scientists spent three years designing a link I would never click, that's what you'd have designed. Very efficient."


 * "On those occasions when I enjoy a thought, I like to share it. The reason America enjoys the peaceful transfer of power upon elections probably owes less to our tradition of gracious and honorable losers as to the fact that the winner gets command of our national military and the largest law enforcement agencies in the country while the loser gets a year's supply of interviews (like Miss America.) Whatever treason either campaign has planned in case of defeat has about the chance, as my dear grandpappy might have said, of a fart in a tornado. We're gonna be ok, friends."